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A Vignette Which, to the Best of My Memory, Actually Happened at the Liquor Store Where I Work Some Nights

Aug. × ’12

(enter stage left Walrusman, a unkempt gentleman who brings in returns but never makes purchases. He places thirteen empty cans on the counter.) WALRUSMAN: I have fifteen. ANDY: No, you have thirteen. WALRUSMAN: That’s fifteen. (Andy prints a receipt) ANDY: Thirteen. WALRUSMAN: You have no soul. ANDY: Sure. WALRUSMAN: What does your mother think of […]

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